Duck

A feathery fuck that goes by the name of Kristen. She is quite a quacker and has a tendency flap her wings when she becomes flustered.

Kristen is a duck. That is all.

by ballershockaller November 19, 2010

duck

any and all girls who just come around because they want something

Annie is such a duck

by Jamesda November 15, 2006

Duck

a term to describe men.

"I need a duck in my life."

"Hey, we should go out and find ducks tonight."

by Mimi b April 25, 2007

duck

the following absurdist riddle is complete nonsense, but somehow gets to the heart of duckishness.

"Q. Why is a duck when it swims? A Because one leg is both the same."

by chris gallagher July 14, 2004

duck

1. A type of water Fowl

2. The Action of lowering your body to the ground to make yourself a smaller target.

3. The name of Kris Kristofferson's character in the movie "Convoy"

1. There's a duck in that pond

2. Look out! Duck!

3. Where's Duck?

by AL SO September 1, 2005

duck

the penis

my duck in ur mouth

by Jessica Grant January 9, 2004

duck

Mainly the disposing of electronical incentive in a reckless fashion. Duckers are to be approached with caution. They enjoy primarily ipod nanos,RAZR phones and cameras. To direct a ducker's attention onto something shiny would be obselete as a camera or ipod or phone is already. WARNING:will give you puppy eyes, sad face, even tears just to get their hands on something to duck.If you are lucky they will give it back after one ducking.Remember kids, keep a warranty! ;)

"Let me see your ipod, i wont duck it"

by The one who needs to be castrated September 3, 2006