Douchebag-What your friends are when they need sleep. Most Duchebag's act like they are the shit and love to interupt conversations and add their own opinion to it
by Jacobv92 September 13, 2009
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by Ranger rotc November 18, 2007
Get the duche mug.Someone who is undoubtedly a total duche bag and on top of that constantly wines and bitches like a little girl with sand in her vagina.
Duche Tits: A beer bellied political science major who's idea of a good time involves a few rounds of Halo followed by a good wanking to some barnyard porn. This individual typically lives in a dark smelly apartment and rarely sees the light of day. Most people despise this individual because he/she never has anything positive or interesting to say and is typically nausiating to even look at.
by Matt McMielke December 22, 2007
Get the duche tits mug.When someone is hit in the head extremely hard with a door. It is usually accompanied by pain and suffering but never death.
Yesterday Larry dropped his keys in the parking lot. When he went to pick them up a kid flung open the car door and gave him one hell of a Dutcher.
by Pesach ben Nussan Yisrael April 8, 2009
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Get the Duche Bag mug.Similar to a hatchery. A place where baby douches are unknowingly raised by their douche mommies and daddies. You may recognize the early signs of being a douche in these little ones in public places. Hopefully you don't know anyone running a douchery.
OMG, with a dad like Jon, I hope Kate isn't stuck running a douchery for those 8 kids after their divorce.
by ImNotReallyAWaitress August 17, 2010
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