Embry-Riddle 

Also see: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, Riddle, Riddle Rat, Riddle Vision.

"There aren't that many girls at Embry-Riddle."

Embry-Riddle by John December 28, 2004

Embry-Riddle 

A flight school comprised of a Prescott, AZ campus and the larger Daytona Beach campus. Pretty much a giant sausage-fest with a bunch of Aviation geeks who do not know how to socialize and do not know what it is like to be a college student. Also most people at this school did not get the best grades in high school (the smart kids probably went to Purdue, the best flight university in the country), and therefore the washout rate is typically 35-50%.

There are no girls here, so better find a girlfriend and not expect to find one on campus. The girls that are here are ok, but dont mind the 16 dudes chasing her to and from class.

Pretty much 95% of the people here are a bunch of wannabe preps who didnt get into a better school so they figured it would be cooler to join a school with a bunch of penises.

Hey man! I see you go to Embry-Riddle! Is the girl to guy ratio better than 80:1 yet?

Embry-Riddle by SilverStar123 April 3, 2009

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical Students 

Almost always a male and almost always never a female.

I am an Embry-Riddle student, therefore, I am probably a male.

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical Students by John Smilidgh December 28, 2004

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University 

A university comprised of mainly male population

Embry-riddle Aeronautical University is a total sausage fest.

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University by hfghfdh February 12, 2006

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University 

A school that focuses on Aviation with two campuses: one in Daytona Beach, Florida and one in Prescott, Arizona.

Both of these schools are really boring, but the Prescott campus is probably worse.

There are no girls at this school - its over 90% male. It's also full of a billion fucking preps, nerds and losers who try to act like they're from California. It's also pretty boring unless you have a car and you'll probably contemplate transferring to another school more than once. It is also expensive as shit.

If you're thinking of of going to this school, you better be DAMN FUCKING SURE you want to because if you change your mind, you'll spend nearly 30 grand a year for nothing. So don't bitch out.

Oh and there's not much partying. Most of them suck. But if you're a douche bag and join a lame ass fraternity, you'll probably have an easier time getting crunk. Kiss your ass and money goodbye if you're caught though. This school doesn't fuck aroud, nigga.

Despite the negatives its' a pretty good school. The weather is good and its a quiet atmosphere that allows you to study. If you're sure you can handle it and want to have a great job in aviation, this is the school you want.

Fuck! Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University is fucking expensive as shit. Most of the girls are ugly too.

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University by ERAU Nigga January 12, 2008

Embry Riddle Flight Instructor 

A poor, pathetic breed of person that only holds his or her job in order to build flight time for hopes of obtaining a future airline job in order to be lazy as hell and still make a lot of money.

They are often deceitful and take full advantage of students by overcharging them or using them to fit their schedule while only teaching them the bare minimum. This type of person is easily recognized by an over inflated ego and stripes on each shoulder to fake that they actually fly a significant aircraft.

Jaime is a little bleached brunette, pimpette embry riddle flight instructor who lies to her students and uses them to fit her time and financial needs while faking that she actually cares about them.

Embry Riddle Flight Instructor by Michael Mattina April 21, 2006

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University  

An aviation school where you pay twice is much to be only half as good. Numbers do not lie. Embry-Riddle students chose to ignore numbers though. This is due to the fact they do not have a well rounded university experience. They also have 90% male student body. This could contribute to their very high numbers of homosexuality in the student body. They spend huge amounts of money on advertising which could be a contributing factor to as why they cost twice as much as the number one aviation college in the United States. The average Embry Riddle student is a male, very preppy kid from a rich family that believes he and his univeristy is the best even when all the statistics say otherwise. He is also usually an in the closet homosexual. They believe they are superior pilots due to the fact that they paid more for their education. Overall one of those typical stuck up private schools that only rich kids go to.

Embry-Riddle recruiter: I see your interested in Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University .
High School Student: Yes I am but I'm wondering. Why does Embry-Riddle costs twice as much when all the numbers and statistics of succes point to The University of North Dakota?
Embry-Riddle Recruiter: Well that is because we are just simply better.
High School Student: Well thats weird because facts seem to point to that MSU Mankato is just as good as you. How embarassing!

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University by deltapilot April 1, 2009