desmond clark

Hes a sexy ass machine. Smashesh girls on the regular and gets money.

desmond clark is so damn sexy and I wish I could be like him.

by iiDez June 28, 2017

Dasmo

Usually someone who spends most of their life collecting Pokemon cards granted they never actually play the game.

"You see the huge binder he has?"
"Yeah he is definitley a Dasmo."

by Infinite Bread November 13, 2017

Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants

Whoops I did a Desmonde

by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

Desmond Doolan

Hmm, I like pizza gay

Desmond Doolan

by bcfnckj June 17, 2018

Desmond Effect

A thing which happens when a person goes insane from other people.

"I just.. went through a Desmond Effect, that's all."

by Pixelcraftian October 30, 2018

Dismorsful

Someone who is an absolute drunkin embarrassing disgrace to society.
A regretful disgrace.

Neil you are fucking Dismorsful

by Brudswa April 11, 2019

Desmond

Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.

Him: WOAH! I see an aggressive monkey
Her: Oh don't worry that's just a desmond

by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019