whatever drowns your goat

Oops. Your boat failed.

Tim: Whatever floats your boat
Tom: i have failed to float my boat
Tim: welp, whatever drowns your goat

by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

Drownnation

A drowning sensation

Person 1 - omg today I went to the beach and while swimming I totally felt like I was drowning

Person 2 - you mean drownnation?

Person 1 - yes!!!

by Devoy.Kira April 6, 2011

turd drowner

Toilet

I'll be back. I got to use the turd drowner.

by malikai13 March 24, 2010

Windows Downdate

The most prolific source of computer trojans online, frequently euphemized as Windows Update.

Windows Downdate frequently prompts the user to "update" Windows/MSN Messenger to version 4.7 even though version 6 or 7 is already installed.

After installing SP2, Windows Downdate wanted me to update a bunch of things that I updated before SP2, so I don't know if SP2 downdated them, or if Windows Downdate wanted to downdate them after SP2 updated them.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004

Drowning Fish

A fish,that is drowning. For deeper thought though think of it like this: How about when you have something you craved for your whole life, but now that you have it, its killing you.

Man 1: "Hey man you got all the girls to love you by selling your soul to the Devil,but now they're going to literally eat you."

Man 2:" I know, I'm a Drowning Fish.

by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014

Drowns Syndrome

Urban myth that blames drowning incidents on swimmers entering the water too soon after a meal; supposedly you get cramps and go kerplunk to the bottom. Used by lazy parents who want to get some decent shut-eye after a picnic. Some adults go on actually believing it too. In fact, cramps can affect you at any time and not particularly after a meal; if they hit you in the water they will not adversely affect your buoyancy nor even do too much damage to your swimming skills. If you are in water where, perhaps due to currents, this affliction would likely make the difference between life and death, you shouldn't be there, cramps or no cramps.

Just ask yourself; what do you think the odds would be if you went up to a coroner or pathologist and asked them if they had ever filed a cause of someone's death as "swimming on a full stomach?" No, I didn't think so.

Jimmy was screaming and running along the water's edge and his mum was too fat and lazy to watch out for her kids like she ought to, so she invoked Drowns Syndrome.

by Fearman December 15, 2008

Dronded

The matter of being drunk and stoned.

Omg you guys. I am soooo dronded!!

by Fanny Niant January 28, 2014