When a certain type of mae purchases a BMW motor vehicle an they somehow seem to think they're suddenly better than every other motorist. They cause much discomfort and anger amongst other drivers.
Paul: What's this? He just cut me up!
Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.
Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!
Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.
Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!
by greavsie458 March 19, 2011
Get the bmw driver syndrome mug.Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).
If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.
The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.
Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.
See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.
The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.
Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.
See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
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An aggressive or heated sexual act that is typically accompanied with dirty talk and wrestling moves. This is most often employed by a person with the name Kyle or a person with a close friend named Kyle.
Dave: How was your night last night?
Kyle: Things got so hot, I had to put the Kyle Driver to her.
Dave: Man, it's good to be you.
Kyle: Things got so hot, I had to put the Kyle Driver to her.
Dave: Man, it's good to be you.
by uOFuMJ May 15, 2007
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woman driver's score
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
Total 110 pts.
Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
Total 110 pts.
Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
Get the woman driver mug.Somebody who is a awful driver who cannot handle the pressure of a double mini roundabout or go round a corner without leaving the road, Peugeot drivers are also people who call all other road users ‘maniacs’ or ‘yobos’ For no reason what so ever
‘Oh no James, it’s a double mini roundabout, why is that maniac beeping at me’.
A Peugeot driver is somebody who has poor driving standards and a lack of spacial awareness.
A Peugeot driver is somebody who has poor driving standards and a lack of spacial awareness.
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