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dramantic

The Country Version:
when a huntin', fishin', snuff dippin' man's man suddenly goes all dramatic and whiny. usually in protest of something his wife or his mama says, (or both, if he and his woman are livin' at his mama's)

The City Version:
It's the look that he gets when he discovers a door ding on his Porsche.

-his shoulders sink
-he sighs heavily
-he gets moody (he may even stomp his foot a time or two)
-he gets whiny
Him:

"Hey honey, you sure are lookin' fine in those drawstring sweats and that Xtra Large T Shirt."

Her:

"Are you frickin' kiddin' me? Keep your hands offa me! It's 100 degrees outside and it's hotter than a crotch in this double wide. Tonight ain't our night."

Him: "Hoonneeyy... cummon. It's been soooo long and I'm hoorrnneeyy."

Her: "Aaah hell, don't get all DRAMANTIC on me. We can do it another time."
by Parsley Makes it Fancy June 16, 2010
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encyclopedia dramatica

This is the best motherfucking wiki-based site ever. Anyone who does not agree with this is a fucking scum bag conservative, or is gay.
Encyclopedia Dramatica is the best place on the internets, your mum told me so get fucked you fucking mother fucking piece of conservative scum shit and/or faggot homosexual, go eat a dick dick eater.
by Sepul^ November 9, 2008
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encyclopedia dramatica

Where the hate goes to rest at night. Encyclopedia Dramatica was founded to sit as an internet bestriding colossus over those whose self-important faggotry leads to Wiki-wars and LiveJournal feuds, people who get self-righteous and moralistic at the use of the word faggot, those that cry like little babies when someone points out that seeking sexual gratification through highly detailed drawings of anthromorphic animals in diapers is basically just fucked in the head, and fuckwits that cut themselves on MySpace. Die all of you bitches.
I could ask for arbitration and get ignored by your self interested little clique on your self-absorbed little social encyclopedia, or I could go over to Encyclopedia Dramatica and point out what a weird little transsexual you are, and that you are not at all afraid to admit to writing pedo-slash and long essays on why you're not a bad person just because you want to fuck children.
by wicked crikkett December 14, 2008
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A wiki made by some cool people that were banned from Wikipedia by jealous conservatives. It's like Urban Dictionary except... an encyclopedia. Also, it revolves around LiveJournal drama.
Wow, I didn't know that Al Gore invented the internets! Thanks, Encyclopedia Dramatica!
by adsims August 4, 2005
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A funny wiki-parody site that should never be taken seriously. If you want serious business, go mess with football. Often considered to be in the same league as Something Awful and 4chan.

People shouldn't be hating on this site so much. It's done some great things for the internet.
Encyclopedia Dramatica even helps you with your homework! Do a report on Hal Turner or the Habbo Raids today and watch your grade point average soar!
by Zpikdum Skeil Tacgnol June 5, 2007
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post-dramatic stress disorder

When a person who has gone through a dramatic event and keeps on reliving them, AND yet not being concious about it. With the proper psychological treatment, the person can go through those memories again without reliving the actual events over and over for the rest of their lives.
For the sake of this example, we'll say that the patient is called Mark.
Mark is a 39 year old lawyer, who has been with his firm for 10 years. Mark was witness to a shotting from a robbery gone bad. Mark in the process of trying to help the person who got shot, he also got shot on the right leg.

Mark was taken to the hospital and discharged a few days later. He went back to work next week and never took some real time off.

Mark keeps wondering why every time he hears chimes, a sirens or a similar sound, he get edgy and sometimes scared. After the urging from his boss to go seek help from a professional, he finds out that he has Post-dramatic Stress Disorder (PDSD).

The reason why Mark reacts the way he does when he hears certain sounds, is because his brain associates those sounds with the ones that took place when he was shoot.

With proper treatment, Mark was able to move behond that, and has no problems now with sounds at all.
by J. Alexander Hewes November 9, 2008
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Closedverse Dramatica

A wiki based on the social media closedverse, created by Gnarly and others. Its primary inspiration is Encyclopedia Dramatica, but instead of going for comedic or irony like old ED, it instead tries (and fails, unsurprisingly) to emulate the post-2004 ED with its constant admin brown nosing, lack of self awareness, blatant slander and shit flinging at basically random popular people, children or otherwise, under the flimsy guise of "satire".

A very common group of phrases you'll run into on this site include, but are not limited to, "faggot" and its synonyms, "retarded", "autistic", "nigger", and many, many, many other immature quips, which is reflective of the actual state of the site owner's mind - a teenager on the internet trying anything to get any kind of attention.
I got a link to a Closedverse Dramatica page on myself and boy, is it full of bullshit.
by Howdy-Howdy August 13, 2018
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