The no so common practice of body modification by having foreign bodies of stainless steel implanted under the skin, commonly in the shape of a ring, a plate, or a star. Surgical implantation of magnets, spikes, and common household objects are also categorized this way.
Me: Crazy Johnny is in the hospital with staph infection after attempting to implant a Nintendo controller into his left arm!
You: Yeah - if you're going to go for the doucheoplasty, at least go to a professional.
You: Yeah - if you're going to go for the doucheoplasty, at least go to a professional.
by Ninja Turtle November 7, 2007
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1) matter that is going to die because they are not one with Divinity
2) the act of not doing what one is told to do to better the species.
2) the act of not doing what one is told to do to better the species.
Yeshua: Lucifer don't be a douchbone because you can't creati a new Universe; desire nothing from this world to the next.
Lucifer: I am a douchbone because I am not one with Divinity; death awaits me.
Lucifer: I am a douchbone because I am not one with Divinity; death awaits me.
by Ladonna Mae Demont September 29, 2007
Get the douchbone mug.Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.
He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.
This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.
The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.
He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.
This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.
The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.
ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"
ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"
ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"
by drunkenwookiekiller@gmail.com February 22, 2011
Get the Baron Von Douchenstein mug.Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.
The tip of a douche applicator.
The tip of a douche applicator.
by Srod August 28, 2007
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Mel- "Did you just call them a douchbag with a german accent?"
Me-"Yes"
Mel- "Did you just call them a douchbag with a german accent?"
Me-"Yes"
by Kuh-rissie December 22, 2008
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