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double-barreled-ass-blaster

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.
by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005
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Double Talk Express

Bus that John McCain travels on around the country that delivers Orwellian like double-talk on politics.
From the back of the Double Talk Express he continues to state wild and inane claims such as, "We can only win in Iraq if we stay in Iraq - and we can leave Iraq only when we win in Iraq" (not a direct quote, but paraphrased from his refusal to define "winning in Iraq").
by Cindy McCain August 21, 2008
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double nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat with two layers of toilet paper, because some douche bag left a fucking turd on the toilet seat at work, and there's no way I'm sitting on that fucking thing with only one layer of toilet paper.
Yo, can you toss me in some more toilet paper? I'm double nesting this bitch because big kev took another shit.
by Gunslinga March 21, 2008
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Double Death

House's thoughts on whats worse than death.
Wilson: Heart Attack, Stroke, Seizure, Death, or worse.
House: Worse? Double Death?
by The Oogie Boogie Man December 30, 2009
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double c

an iconic , legendary , BEAUTIFUL cult that cancerxcapricorn . yeat said it the best “ HOW U WANT THAT DOUBLE C BUT NO CHANEL ??? “
are you even apart of that double c cult ?

a loser : nope

“ such a nobody
by reggie carter March 9, 2022
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doubletext

when someone textes you something boring and you dont reply, then an hour later or so they text u again and try and respark the convo
ricky: k...cool..
*no response*
*hour or so later*
ricky: so whats good man?

the doubletext ^
by phillllygirll August 18, 2011
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double buttered toast

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!
I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!
by Pink Mustard October 17, 2009
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