dooters

Dude hooters. Otherwise known as man titties or bitch tits.

"Hey guys, check these out!"
"No, man! Put your dooters away! You're making us throw up!"

by Steve Kane September 22, 2004

Super Dooper Swooper Hater

A guy who swoop's in on a girl that his friend is trying to talk to, get some play from, or is already getting play from. You can only call a friend a "Super Dooper" if he is a good friend. Any regular guy off the street is allowed to swoop, but if a good friend swoops on you then he is given the title "Super Dooper". A swooper is a milder version of a Super Dooper Swooper Hater.

"Damn Kyle, you knew I was fuckin' with her, you're a hater, a Super Dooper Swooper Hater!"

by Nick T Moore November 7, 2008

Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.

Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station

by DMAC4 April 19, 2009

Super-Dooper High-Five Sunday

The third and most epic of all the high-five days, reminencent of The return of the Jedi and Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles 3, when those crazy turtles go back in time. It has a solid ring to it, and is intended to rally the spirit of severely fatigued concert-goers!

Alewishes: "Hey Ralph, what day is it????"
Ralph: "I don't know man, High-Five Friday."
Alewishes: "Naw, man."
Ralph: "uhhhhh, Super High-Five Saturday."
Alewishes: "Nope, don't think so????"
Together: "Super-dooper high-five sunday" *Slap hands YESSSSSSSSS!!!

by Ralph Steadman July 16, 2006

Mudd Dobber

The elegant act of meeting up a hizzy for Mexican food, getting some coffee afterward, and slipping some Ex-lax into her toasty beverage. As the mixture of Tacos, Coffee and Ex-lax ferment in her stomach, you hurry her home and partake in some good old-fashioned butt sex. The result should be a chocolaty good time.

Sammy- So I knew my date with Melinda was gonna be a fuckin' bore last night, so I decided to go for the Mudd Dobber.

Bill- O yea? Did she poop all over the place?

Sammy- Well, I got pink eye and my comforter is now camouflage, but it was a dirty ol' time for sure!

by renoryn December 21, 2008

Doomerosity

A scale used in the peak oil peaknik community to relate the level of global impact an individual expects from the peak in global oil production.

Ranges from 0 (peak oil is just a big hoax) to 6 (welcome to the stone age). 3 is a global catastrophe from which modern society will eventually recover.

My doomerosity is currently at 2, maybe 3. I used to be more of a doomer but that was just my apocophile tendencies getting the better of me.

by Jaymax September 26, 2005

doomerblobby

A relative that you REALLY do not want to admit you are related to.

Uncle Frank the crack addict is the doomerblobby of the family.

by PlaidCat August 26, 2010