Steamed Donut

A steamed donut is a Rim-Job given in a shower room or a sauna.

Emma gave josh a steamed donut in the wrestling locker room.

by Dr. Mark Cuddlefishman December 19, 2010

massage the donut

to succeed despite a lack of preparedness, expected knowledge, or actual information.

I completely forgot about the big meeting today, but I was able to massage the donut-- the boss even complemented that pie graph I put together at the last minute.

by Nive7 June 2, 2010

Fucking Donuts

synonym for 'wasting time' or 'slacking off'

guy #1: "Where's little Ruttiger?"

guy #2: "Probably fucking donuts at home again...."

by Professor Poo March 13, 2009

Drunken Donuts

A nickname for 24-hour "Dunkin' Donuts" stores when used as a haven after a long night of drinking. Often used to nap and sober up until morning.

"I got really wasted last night. I woke up at like 8:00am at Drunken Donuts."

by Ray-Z January 17, 2006

donut dunker

Someone who dunks the proverbial donut into the company coffee; i.e., someone who sleeps around with colleagues from work.

"Check out Alan, he's hitting on the new chick already"
"What a donut dunker!"

by WingNut December 15, 2007

Crusty donut

An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.

Bob's crusty donut had been building up for years thanks to his big, hairy a-hole.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 19, 2016

Floppy Donut

A floppy donut is someone who flops

Usmaan is a floppy donut because he got caught by his manager viewing Christmas photos of his friends crush.

by Shanddyyysheliottt December 15, 2021