Donut Maneuver

When YOU do it, it's an illegal U-turn. When a police officer does it, it's a Donut Maneuver for obvious reasons.
That police officer just made an illegal U-turn! What the hell?

Just let it go man, police officers perform Donut Maneuvers like that all the time.
by RoboCop 3000 April 12, 2011
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massage the donut

to succeed despite a lack of preparedness, expected knowledge, or actual information.
I completely forgot about the big meeting today, but I was able to massage the donut-- the boss even complemented that pie graph I put together at the last minute.
by Nive7 June 02, 2010
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Fucking Donuts

synonym for 'wasting time' or 'slacking off'
guy #1: "Where's little Ruttiger?"

guy #2: "Probably fucking donuts at home again...."
by Professor Poo October 31, 2008
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Drunken Donuts

A nickname for 24-hour "Dunkin' Donuts" stores when used as a haven after a long night of drinking. Often used to nap and sober up until morning.
"I got really wasted last night. I woke up at like 8:00am at Drunken Donuts."
by Ray-Z January 17, 2006
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donut dunker

Someone who dunks the proverbial donut into the company coffee; i.e., someone who sleeps around with colleagues from work.
"Check out Alan, he's hitting on the new chick already"
"What a donut dunker!"
by WingNut November 17, 2007
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the last donut

The reason the civil war started: Chris Evans was going to have the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles, but Robert Downey Jr already took it.
Evans: Is that the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?

*Downey takes dramatic bite out of donut*
Evans: What did I tell you would happen... if you ate the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
Downey: Little foggy on it, but I think it was something like 'raining down hellfire.'
Evans: That's right.
Downey: And here I am without an umbrella.
Evans: I feel a storm brewing...
*Olsen screams and drops the plate*
by powdered donut June 17, 2021
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Crusty donut

An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.
Bob's crusty donut had been building up for years thanks to his big, hairy a-hole.
by Leroy Tyler Brown May 14, 2016
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