djism

a dj who plays well; a dj with good skills

Mc.Mario has djism, he mixes da songs really good.

by samaralax January 15, 2006

Dismalfunctioning

All these electronic devices seem to work, then they dont work, then they work, then they freeze and work for a while, then they dont work at all.. For seemingly NO reason!!! U take them into the cell phone dealer, and they cant find anything wrong, so they run some update, and then, 2 days later, it doesnt work again. Then it works!! AHHH

My cell phone froze, and then it worked, and now its not working again. My phone is Dismalfunctioning!!

by The real rebel March 11, 2010

dismissive wanking

the subtle art of making a partial fist then moving it up and down as if maturbating and saying "haha" sarcastically.

(At a funeral)
"Yes, she was a good person." (dismissive wanking)

by lickmybuttyo June 4, 2011

Doisting

Verb. To engage in sexual intercourse with someone or thing.

I walked in on him doisting a freshmen on the counter.

by shamuel December 14, 2009

dismissible

Someone with a Large EGO

I am dismissible and I'm the best

by QuirkyWoman7 September 3, 2017

diosmel

stupid ass idiot we hate him he sucks eat dog food

do you smell???
Diosmel is a bad person

by elizabeth89217332321973272317 October 18, 2020

dismobile

The definition of Dismobile means, when a person or being is not mobile physically.

I was dismobile for a long time due to breaking my leg.....

by Dismobile Joe August 22, 2021