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Shelby Clam-Digger

When a stripper inserts her middle finger into her anus and then places it into a customers mouth, without them being aware of where the finger actually was. This act is typically only done when the customer has upset the girl in some way, and usually used during a private dance.
Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!

Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!
by 4yoularry November 22, 2011
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colder than a well digger's asshole

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"
by Well Digger September 1, 2011
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didgeridoo

the aboriginal australian instrument made from a eucalyptus tree hollowed out by termites. It is played by vibrated the lips and makes a crazy sound unlike any other instrument. Every one is unique, each coming from a different tree. a technique called circular breathing can be used to play nonstop by taking in air as the player blows into the intrument. sounds like: boioioiaoao oaoboboooao
guy: let me hear that didgeridoo
guy#2: boioiooaooioaio boioaoaioa
by woop70930 September 16, 2005
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didgeridouche

a hippie, a person with dreadlocks, one that participates in drum circles, has their baby at home with a midwife, uses a reusable hemp bag at the grocery store, goes to bonnaroo, burning man, rainbow gatherings, listens to widespread panic, string cheese incident, phish, wears birkenstocks & tie dye, attends naropa university, smugly drives a hybrid, smells like patchouli and b.o.
"do you want to go to barton springs? no, if i see another didgeridouche, i'm going to vomit."
by Bloshki October 14, 2006
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diegetic

Diegetic, in the cinema, typically refers to the internal world created by the story that the characters themselves experience and encounter: the narrative "space" that includes all the parts of the story, both those that are and those that are not actually shown on the screen (such as events that have led up to the present action; people who are being talked about; or events that are presumed to have happened elsewhere). This word is occasionally used in Jack Johnson's songs.
(from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)
Well mama said
You can't believe everything you hear
The diegetic world is so unclear...
by pofke October 30, 2008
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rippin diggers

Explosive flatulence in the presence of otherse resulting from a night of cold Chinese food and warm beer. Typically occurring between the hours of 2 and 5am accompanied by quiet snorting and supressed laughter.
-"Honey, you rippin diggers again?"
-/snort/chortle/
-"Son of a bitch."
by Mitmeister February 13, 2007
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green digger

A girl who hangs out with you for the sole purpose of smoking your dankies.
" Nah, I don't know if I wanna hang out with her today, she is kind of a green digger I am always out of weed after we hang out."
by GREENDIGGA December 15, 2009
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