dialapse

The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.

"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"

by circushead March 19, 2008

Dialers Remorse

The feeling of dread that overcomes you when seeing your call history after a night of heavy drinking!

Roy- Ah craaaaap!
Harvey – Whats a matter bro?
Roy – I just looked at my phone and I called Rhonda 6 times last night.
Harvey – That’s dialers remorse you drunk dialing retard!!!

by Roy Frakelton June 28, 2007

dial-a-sore

A dial-a-sore is similar to a dial-a-saur (or an older version of a mail order bride) only arrives with some kind of STD (Sexually Transmitted Didease) . It is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally retarded in some way.

Example: "She is a little older than I imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-sore. What are all those legions on her face?"

by Abzloot June 4, 2009

Dial Tone

A complete wet blanket type of person. One who resembles a debbie downer, a square and at certain points is a pretentious douche!

That bitch Christina has been a fucken DIAL TONE this entire event!

by eas.eas.eas August 11, 2012

Dial-up Hook-up

An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.

Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.

by ParchÞeSkald October 9, 2014

vagina dialogue

Essentially the interaction betwixt two vaginas. Also known as scissoring.

Carol is a real rug-muncher, she participates in vagina dialogues at least twice a night.

by Cam Nielsen January 14, 2008

Shit Dialing

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011