Dickwangle

The stroking of a Micropenis with big balls.

He dickwangled this morning

by Wonderlandalis May 14, 2016

dickmentor

dickmentor is like dementor from the harry potter movies.
as we all know a demonstor takes your soul.
but a dickmentor,, takes your dick instead.

Jonas: "Harry! there is a dickmentor behind you, cover up your dick!"
Harry: "oh shit dude!!"

by Baasch December 11, 2016

Dickmark

A person who does not understand basic symbols. He often confuses himself that checkbox is the same as tick mark.

Jakub, for the last time, this symbol is checkbox and not a tick mark, please can you stop being such a dickmark about it?

by Vikingerman January 7, 2021

Dickmatizeology

The study of the art of altering a woman's mental status due to intense and overwhelming intercourse.

You must to have had taken Danny Salinas's Dickmatizeology course to have yo bitch do everything for you

by Dr. DS Dong August 27, 2021

Dickmate

A friends with benefits between two men.

“So are you two in a relationship?”
“No he’s just my dickmate”

by Caz de Waz March 20, 2022

dickmatized

The act of associating any words, items or random thought with the love of dick; In a trance from the dick being so good.

Girl, his dick so good he got you dickmatized.

by DeannaM December 17, 2008

Dickmark

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).

Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003