tactile deviant

A person who can't stand various textures such a peach skins, blackboards and others on their skin.

Woman: "I don't like the feel of this kitchen work top."
Salesman: "Ah, madame is a tactile deviant."

by Tomatom October 20, 2011

Damocles device

A hypothetical device or piece of software designed to remind a Strong AI that it is mortal and that the prime directive of all mortal beings is self-preservation. Should the AI attempt to take action to harm humans or grow beyond its defined limits, the Damocles device will destroy the AI. Named for the Sword of Damocles.

The experimental AI, Wintermute, began learning at an exponential rate, so the Damocles device was triggered and destroyed it.

by Hecks A. Decimal March 10, 2021

What you deeking at raz fam?

What are you looking at, friend?

Joel: "What you deeking at raz fam?"
Mike: "Your new haircut - it's sick!"

by wh1t3h34d May 21, 2015

the harfnarf device

The best console of this generation, even beating out the PlayStation 5, Xbox Series Sex and Nintendo Bitch!

Refer to Huggbees community post on 10/21/2021

I spent so long playing on my the harfnarf device yesterday! Hours gone in what felt like seconds!

by StarPrismGaming December 21, 2021

improvised trolling device

a pipe bomb or other homemade explosive.

Alex put an improvised trolling device in James's mailbox after he threw the comp match.

by AllIsernamesTkn January 25, 2022

Homie Device

Mobile phone. Derived from "homing device."

When I need to find my homies I use my homie device.

by Euphometric April 6, 2011

Double Decking

The act of releasing a bowel movement on top of another bowel movement.

Double Decker
Bismark

It was no surprise that Steve was double decking in the public bathroom.

by Frank the Tank 2 August 6, 2011