tactile deviant

A person who can't stand various textures such a peach skins, blackboards and others on their skin.

Woman: "I don't like the feel of this kitchen work top."
Salesman: "Ah, madame is a tactile deviant."

by Tomatom October 20, 2011

Kid spam

When people post continuous streams of pictures of their children outside their normal topics of posting on social media sites, especially on Twitter and Instagram.

I like Darren's food photos on Instagram but I'm unfollowing him because of the constant stream of kid spam.

or

I can't believe that Jill posts so much kid spam on Twitter, especially with all perverts out there.

by Tomatom October 20, 2011