Which one is the definer?
Iam "Hey."
Hym "What?"
Iam "Which one of us is the definer? You know, in the definitions?"
Hym "Well, obviously, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's me and sometimes it's us."
Iam "Oh... But I don't think it's obvious."
Hym "Should we start putting the definitions in quotations?"
Iam "No... No I'm sure it's fine."
Hym "Then why even bring it up?"
Iam "I don't know. Just something to think about."
Hym "God *Groans* this guy is a ball-buster...."
Iam "Yeah, well...."
Hym "I know.... You want to make some food?"
Iam "Yeah, I'm getting hungry."
Hym "Same."
Hym "What?"
Iam "Which one of us is the definer? You know, in the definitions?"
Hym "Well, obviously, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's me and sometimes it's us."
Iam "Oh... But I don't think it's obvious."
Hym "Should we start putting the definitions in quotations?"
Iam "No... No I'm sure it's fine."
Hym "Then why even bring it up?"
Iam "I don't know. Just something to think about."
Hym "God *Groans* this guy is a ball-buster...."
Iam "Yeah, well...."
Hym "I know.... You want to make some food?"
Iam "Yeah, I'm getting hungry."
Hym "Same."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
Get the Definermug. After a breakup, or fight, one person (usually the petty one who gets upset they got called out on their douchyness) passive-aggressively defines the other's name and people they are jealous. They usually use a profile name for themself that they narcissisticly believe is clever and thinking to themselves "You'll Never Know".
Childishly defining someone as a means to get back at them while avoiding confrontation.
Something an ex does to retaliate against the other because they know the other is too good for them and they have to covertly attack them to sooth their hurt feelings when they themselves are the con artist who took advantage of the other's amazingness.
Childishly defining someone as a means to get back at them while avoiding confrontation.
Something an ex does to retaliate against the other because they know the other is too good for them and they have to covertly attack them to sooth their hurt feelings when they themselves are the con artist who took advantage of the other's amazingness.
You'll never know I breakup defined you and him.
Lol, he narcissisticly breakup defined me because he's too much of a coward to own up to his horribleness and passive-aggressively attacking me on Urban Dictionary makes him feel like a big man.
Lol, he narcissisticly breakup defined me because he's too much of a coward to own up to his horribleness and passive-aggressively attacking me on Urban Dictionary makes him feel like a big man.
by You'll Never Know..bbgrl does January 7, 2019
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Get the Should include the word being definedmug. I make it a strict policy to never gamble in any form, so if not playing da lottery is frowned upon socially, I'll just have to resign myself to definance.
by QuacksO January 13, 2025
Get the definancemug. Duff man your so defined
by Destiny debango April 6, 2024
Get the Definedmug.