Deez Nuts

a sarcastic but funny expression used to annoy someone

''hey what can I eat for dinner tonight'
"you can eat deez nuts"

by kayla janae October 24, 2015

deez nuts

Naked Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to see my new undies?
Girlfriend: SURE!!!
Naked Boyfriend: Then how bout you suck UN Deez Nutz biatch

how bout deez nuts in your moms mouth

by Kelly Deeznuts May 23, 2007

mac deez

A statement, denoting that you are offering you nuts to be sucked. A foreshortening of "Mac deez nutz".

Can also be used as a double entendre for McDonalds.

You wanna eat at Mac deez?
You can mac deez!

by Neko March 3, 2005

deez nutz

The fleshy hairy sack that rests on someone's chin

you: What's up nigga?
me: DEEZ NUTZ ON YOUR CHIN!

by Big Smoke Dogg October 23, 2003

deez nuts

Greg- Do you like tapes or cds
Adam Noel- Cd's
Greg- See deez nuts
Adam Noel- Who's deez?

If you are talking to a complete dumbass that is what they would say.

by adamnoelisafatpieceofshit March 24, 2005

deez nuts

The two fellas

Person1: Hey are you going this afternoon?
Person2: Where?
Person1: Down on DEEEEEEZ NUTS!!!

by Chris October 16, 2003

deez nuts

a way to make your punk ass feel like a chump

hey, did those guys call you?
Who?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ NUUUUUTZ

by EL MIKIMBIN May 2, 2003