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upper decker

The act of removing the lid off the back part of a toilet and pooping in it. Poop comes in the bowl over time after flushes. Usually done at big parties that have gone wrong.
The host of that party was so horrible that Andre couldn't resist pulling an upper decker before we left.
by Agenda July 31, 2005
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Black and Decker

Black and Decker is a sex postion for a girl who dosen't want to take her shirt off. The girl must be wearing a low cut shirt and showing alot of cleavage. Once this is complete the guy takes off all his clothes. He then has the girl sit down while he stands. After this is complete the guy puts his ass in her face and puts his penis into the breast slot provided by the shirt. Once this is done the guy titty fucks the girl up and down like he is using a black and decker drill as the girl gives his ass a rim job.
Spencer tried as hard as he could to give morgan the Black and Decker but failed.

Spencer might be the only one to actually try the Black and Decker on a girl.
by Nick Bongiorno June 12, 2008
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Blumper Decker

Getting a blowjob while performing an upper decker
Did you here about slut last night giving him a blumper decker?
by Stevie Thunder April 25, 2009
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dickless

A word to describe men or boys who pick on women or girls to boost their self esteem. These creatures will feed on your insecurities to feel okay about his own. He is generally without any very good friends. This is just a more creative term for an asshole and such.
Boy: You are a flat bitch!
Girl: Take a look of what's in your own pants before you tell me what's in mine dickless!
by +vibes+ June 21, 2014
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Clumpkin decker

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet
Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker
by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010
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double decker

When you take a deuce in the upper tank of the toilet. Leaving the owners to believe the toilet is broken, since the water comes out brown and pieces of fieces. This continues until someone either scoops it out of the upper tank or it dissolves.
Usually happens at mad crazy house parties or when someone mad dogs another person and allows them to use their bathroom.
by Tony April 21, 2004
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Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

When a man is taking a dump in the tank of a toilet while a female is sitting on the bowl taking a dump while facing him and performing oral sex on him.
Yo I was taking a shit and Tracy want to give me a blumpkin but she also had to take a shit so we did an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin
by Roger Podacter September 19, 2010
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