tempature deaf

It is when someone feels no/little/opposite tempature

Person A: Oh my gosh it's freezing in here!!
Person B: No its actually kind of hot.
Person A: No it isn't! Your tempature deaf!

by JoemamaHATER420 May 31, 2023

deaf oral

When that deaf baddie gives u a handjob its a deaf oral

Bro that baddie gives real nice deaf orals

by Chrisdacowlmaoxd June 27, 2023

Deaf in the Eyes

If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid

Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!

by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023

Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.

Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.

by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023

The Deaf Mute

When she’s blowing you, you cum in her mouth pop the cum balloon cheeks and it shoots out her nose. (Making it hard to speak and breath) Then, you take the nose cum and jam it in her ears!

Cheryl was blowing me so hard I accidentally gave her the deaf mute, by jamming the cum into her ears!

by Pissedoffeveryday February 4, 2023

Deaf Tummysticker

Unfortunate man who is coping with the hand he was dealt.
Lifelong Trauma lead to tummysticking.

Watch out for the deaf tummy sticker!
Did the deaf tummysticker get you?

by wildman1213 October 24, 2023

Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.

Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”

by Sussysausage January 7, 2024