Crucial drip

when a outfit or piece of clothing is very nicely looking but instead of it jsut being plain simple drip. It’s cruical drip, like drip but x10.

did you see her drip today,it was crucial drip

by kinleyahhhhyea October 30, 2019

Al Crapino

A guy who looks like a broke version of Al Pacino and is very rude to people like Tony Montana from Scarface, or someone who's just difficult to deal with.

A very angry man who sounds drowsy and loud comes into a doctor's office and he's wearing a white suit jacket and dress shoes and has a cane, and speaks very rudely when demanding attention. Everyone gets annoyed with him.
Man: "HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN, MY DOCTOR IS SOANDSO, I NEED THIS MEDICATION RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EENGLISH?!"
People at desk: *stare at him annoyed*: "Go back to the nurse's station."
They then start talking: "Wow he looks like a broke version of Al Pacino."
One of them responds as he leaves: " More like Al Crapino."
*Another person acting like a douche bag*
Frustrated person: "STOP BEING AN AL CRAPINO!"

by Merkalos May 8, 2013

on the crucial

What one says when trying to stress the truthfulness of his/her statement. It can more or less replace seriously, definitely, or mos def.

There's no way you got tickets to that show last night. Come on now...

No, I did. On the crucial.

by llave89 August 4, 2008

holy moly crapioli

Known for its amazing jokes and puns, holy moly crapioli.

Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni!

Friend: good for u

by RandomInterneter October 28, 2017

crapitti

this is a domestic form of grafitti which attaches to toilet
bowls that did not successfully dispose of the last user's
stools and where some of the waste is still attached to the
inner ceramic of the bowl.

when I tried to wash my aliclava by letting it steep overnight in the toilet, I was unable to do so because the bowl was
covered in crapitti left there by an overloaded previous user

by pc ferry April 25, 2006

chupie

To perform felacio on a male.

She gave me a "chupie" at the drive-in movie last night.

by Gunner Longfellow January 13, 2007

Crapitalism

The tendency of the so-called free market to provide ever decreasing substance at ever increasing costs. The practice may result in short term profit but in the long term erodes public confidence in the product or service in question finally resulting in financial loss...

My television service provides less dependable service and regularly raises rates as the result of Crapitalism.

by Macrobank November 11, 2018