Jock Crotch

An even that occurs when sitting next to a jock with extremely long legs, he feels he needs to spread his knees as far apart as physically possible, while his ankles remain touching, giving everyone facing him full view of his crotch.

Dude, You suck at track. There's no need for the jock crotch here.

by Balisonger November 30, 2009

Crotch Cooties

Anytype of sexually transmitted disease...especially Herpes

Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...

by Dre-Dre from the Block February 27, 2009

crotch banger

A wedgie in your crotch.

These tight Jean shorts are giving me a crotch banger!

by KennyCee June 14, 2018

Bucket Crotch

It's a very loose or large vagina, usually as a result of overuse or multiple births

That girl I'm dating would be great if not for her bucket crotch

by LemonySnickets December 6, 2018

Covid Crotch

Covid Crotch

When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horse’s mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.

My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.

He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.

Covid crotch

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Yogurt Crotch

When you dont shower for a while and your crotch begins to take on an odor similar to that of yogurt.

Person 1: Woah, do you smell that?
Person 2: .....wot
Person 1: OMG, you've got yogurt crotch! Wash that!

by erhadlovesbonnie October 15, 2011

crotch-vision

An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.

"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."

by Miss Marie April 24, 2006