Crips

A street gang originating in the Los Angeles area. "Crip" is actually shorthand for "Cripple." Many Crip members are crippled in the head and lack rudimentary knowledge such as speech and have a limited level of learning intelligence. It often takes 10 crips to complete the task of 1 non-crip. In an effort to seperate themselves from the rest of the world, they carry blue rags which they do often tie around their assholes.

Crip: " Yo yo yo, gimmie yo wallet biznatch!! I be in da Crips andju betta recognize!"

Non-Crip: "Um....no. Mebbe if you had ten of your "homies" I might be intimidated...but piss off before I kick your balls in AND send you to jail.

Crip: "Dam, that jonks is fuuud uuup!"

by MistaDobalina July 30, 2008

*cries*

Used on aim, msn, or any other live chat, to explain when you are feeling down. It explains being sad, or showing frustration over something. You use it in a time you would be crying, either literally or metaphorically.

h0t gurlz 20 : So I heard the tickets sold out.

jUggz : Yeah.
jUggz : *cries*

by toee September 20, 2006

BLOODS AND CRIPS

Two extremely ignorant gangs that its no
wonder theres so much black on black crime today. These gangs are really something that kids shouldnt idolize.
These gangs formed outta Compton Califoria (and in some other Cali areas I think) and have been rivals since the
80's or some shit (I'm not sure how long) Bloods wear red and crips of course blue.

Tyrone: Hey man, I'm going to grab some beer at the store.

Jake: Wait are you goin 2 Bentleys beer shop?

Tyrone: yeah why?

Jake:Then put on some fuckin red!!!!!!!!
There be a lotta crips!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005

Cris

-Hates being called Chris
-When he loves you, he loves you with all his heart. Absolutely nothing less than 100%. Even if you don't like him
-Thinks he has to control everything: his mind, his actions, what others think of him
-Loves his chest hair
-Dark sense of humour
-Extremely intelligent
-His flexes can turn you on
-Loves adventures and always tries something new every time.
-Shares his secrets with very selective people
-Can never say no to alcohol
-Has eyes that have a story to tell
-An amazing boyfriend to have. Though a little emotionally distant, he will try to be there for you with all his heart
-Perfectly paired with a Michelle, or a Jessica. Or a Sarah.

-Never let him go

Eg. 1: I never thought it was so hard to pull off a Cris

Eg. 2:
Girl1: OMG, he's so cute. So you think he'll talk to me?
Person 2: He'll be a little shy at first, but if he likes you, you cannot cannot get anyone better
Girl 1: How do you know?
Person 2: I know him. He's a Cris

by KhaleesiIsMe March 22, 2019

Cris

Otherwise known as the pimp hand from jesus

If you dont get outa my face ima bring the pimp hand of cris

by big fred6999 June 10, 2011

crimson queef

(Verb) An expulsion of air from the vagina during a woman's menstrual period. Often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.

Hey baby, give me a crimson queef and i'll be your hero!

by HateChild6 June 26, 2017

crisalit

Loyal person she is loving she’s HAWT and she always sleeps late and she is always skinny and she is popular

Crisalit is hawt

by Hygrrgjuhghtgjd November 7, 2017