cockroach

It's a game, a large group of people play in an even larger group. Like a club in a school would play it, amongst the rest of the unknowing students. Basically, if someone comes up to you and whispers cockroach in your ear, you have to get down on your back without hesitation, no matter where you are and wave your arms and legs in the air for five seconds, if you delay at all, or change position you have to do it for 20 seconds.

Guy1:*whispers* cockroach!
Guy2:NO! hell no!
Guy1: TWENTY SECONDS!
guy2: *forced into doing it for 20seconds*

by Tithenpen January 16, 2009

Crackroaches

A crackroach is closely related to a crack head, however they will disperse when exposed to sunlight and artificial light. The exact time of the species split is unknown however it is believed to be somewhere after 10ac(after crack). While crackheads have 10 chromosomes crackroaches are even lower with only 8.

Emma was walking down a dark alley in downtown saint augustine when she spotted what she thought was a group of crackheads but when she shined her flashlight at them and they scattered in all directions. That’s when she realized she was dead wrong, they weren’t crackheads at all… they were CRACKROACHES!

by BurstingBabe August 18, 2025

cockroachification

The act of being turned into a cockroach.

Tom: Dude. I need to slip under this door. Any ideas?
Steve: Cockroachification might work.

by Ananylmoose September 3, 2011

Cockroachin

The female act of hands free masturbation that is more art than repetitive skill. Usually performed in a bath with ones hands in the air or holding oneself in place, their legs strategically placed skyward, and the water from the tap gently massaging the clitoris. Sometimes one can place themselves in a shower with a removable head with massager to achieve the same goal. Ultimately though it looks like some one just stood on a roach and in its dying throws it spasms it's legs in the air.

Be back down in an hour. I've just got to wash my hair and go Cockroaching.

by Flibblesquad November 22, 2015

crackrash

Someone who has a rash in their butt crack.

Gabe peaced-out when he saw his girlfriend had crackrash.

by Flatcoat December 17, 2015

Cockroach

small devils that live in your house that like to torture you. The offspring of Satan.roach

Wow Hannah is such a roach(cockroach)!

by MOISTCREVICES August 6, 2017

Cockroach

A cock roach is when a man roles his penis into a marijuana joint making it a Cockroach

Hey girl wanna try a Cockroach tonight

by Waz an imternet October 31, 2017