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Blanket Crawler

An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).
Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'

Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'
by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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crawler

Australian slang, someone wishing to be the teacher's favorite
<teacher>come up here Jack

<kids> crawler!crawler! Jack is a crawler
by Starr June 3, 2004
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Cradle of Shit

A shitty Goth band that raped the music that was known as Metal. Now they brag about how they're a unique sound without thinking "I wonder why nobody wants to sound like us." They are a shitty band of Mall Gothling faggots and posers.
God dammit! I just found out that Cradle of Shit is coming to my town during their tour! Son of a bitch!
by Ethan666 March 20, 2010
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cradle of filth

A rising Black Metal act from the heart of England, they combine soaring melodies with chugging riffs and a solid barricade of double bass drums. Atmospheric and inspirational, Cradle Of Filth have been around since 1992 and are set on the verge of world domination.
Cradle Of Filth are approximately 10,000,000 times better than Marilyn Manson.
by Sinéad September 25, 2003
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jumper cables

An attack where one sneaks behind his victim and jabs him in the ribs, on both sides simultaneously. So called because of the jolt, like electricity delivered through jumper cables.
JUMPER CABLES!!! Scaddipps, that hurt, you douchebag!
by WWII October 29, 2004
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cradley

a cool place with loads of old ladys with funny wrinkly eyes and stuff.
Damian: hey u need an old lady girlfriend..
John:yay, go to cradley.
by barry burton March 7, 2005
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cable hair

One of those hairs often found growing in facial hair that seem to consist of at least ten normal hairs welded together and that you simply can't resist the urge to pull out; fortunately, frequently an easy operation.
Oh, look. Cable hair. (Pinches and pulls.) Oooohh ahhh, that's lovely.
by Fearman August 30, 2007
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