covfefe

Covfefe is the name for the brew of shit flavored kookaid created by little donny trump

Have you had your daily serving of covfefe today?

by memorybully June 5, 2017

covfefe

A compound word championed by Mr. Trump joining "cov" (a confirmation of sexual victory) to "fefe" (having sex with a rubber glove-lined sock in prison). Usually shouted late at night upon successful completion of the act

Teenager in bedroom: "incomprehensible grunting covfefe!!"

by yogurtman87 June 1, 2017

covfefe

trump: oh SataN, i NeEdS tO spItS oUt OnE oF ThEm SpIcEr'S mEmE.
satan: kay, just stop typing wierd/
TrUMp: No, I nEEDS THem SpICy memes. i neED That press covfefe!
lightbulb suddenly shines
satan: there you go
TRRRRRRUmPPP: tesb eht er' uoy natas sknahT

when you need a new meme about yourself, you sh*t out new memes like f*cking covfefe.

americas screwed. the f*cking world is screwed

besides Canada

by tadashi fukushimatadt June 1, 2017

covfefe

A portmanteau of "coverage" referring to press coverage and "fefe" referring to a made up jury-rigged device that prisoners make to masturbate. In context, it is used to suggest that the press are creating their "coverage" from discarded tidbits as a form of mental masturbation.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by MODRON June 1, 2017

covfefe

from old english: the origins are lost to the mists of time but is understood to be an abbreviated context referring to ones ability to with stand untruths and conspiracy theories spread by those of a liberal mindset or those who struggle with logic and truthfulness,

after a fortnight of Rebarbative Twattle being dispensed by the Nefelibata media, Only one blessed with a Podsnappery demeanor could display covfefe and befuddle those Nebbish types by Argle-bargle

by Carriwitchet June 1, 2017

covfefe

The Germans have a word that English speaking people don't, "schadenfreude" (is pleasure derived from the misfortune of others)

After traveling to Germany and meeting with miserable hag Angela Merkel from Hansel and Gretel lore The Great Fearless Leader MAGA Donald Trump coined the descriptive word "Covfefe", meaning 'pleasure derived from the misfortune of others' while he observed Kathy Griffins spectacular meltdown in national news

I'm filled with covfefe watching Kathy Griffith 's career go up in flames

by WhyZeeGuy June 1, 2017

covfefe

Commonly confused with many definitions usually defined by those with limited capacity.

COVFEFE cahv fee fay a swarm of usually 5 or more media outlet repreesntatives that are seemingly small in mind and big in mouth. known for being blatant idiots and writing contrived drivel.

TOM: Look it's the media ( CNN, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, HUFFINGTON POST, ETC.

Don: yeah aLl those idiots what a COVFEFE

by bigslam June 3, 2017