Covfefe

The act of covertly masturbating into a fefe. Practiced by those expecting to be sent to prison.

Spicer: Mr. President, sir, what are you doing with my sock behind the podium!?

Trump: Quiet you! I'm practicing covfefe; if I can do it while giving a speech I won't need golden showers to get off!

by el_jiggs June 01, 2017