politically correct

A term used in political debate by conservatives, meaning, roughly, "inclined to disagree with me".

"Maybe we shouldn't bomb other countries needlessly."
"Don't be so politically correct."
"What does that mean?"
"I don't know, but it's what you are."

by e0n May 6, 2006

Corsica

A very reliable car made by Chevrolet through model years 1988 to 1996. The Chevrolet Corsica is a four-door variant of the Chevrolet Beretta, and shares almost all of its parts with the exception of exterior body panels. The Chevrolet Corsicas came with 2.2L I4, 2.8L V6, 3.1L V6, and 3100 V6 (same displacement, slightly different engine) throughout the years. Chevrolet Corsicas frequently persevere for hundreds of thousands of miles, and are extremely reliable. There were some factory defects in some years, the most obvious being a defect in the primer that caused the paint to peel on some cars. Repriming/painting the car solves this problem. All told, the Chevrolet Corsica is a great car and proves wrong the popular misconception that American cars are unreliable. It's just Fords that are unreliable, get it right, folks.

"That Chevy Corsica has been in the family for 2 generations."
"Why is the paint peeling off your Chevy Corsica?"
"Chevy Corsicas can blow the doors off almost any ricer."
"Trancer Tong drives a maroon 1994 Chevy Corsica."

by Trancer Tong July 20, 2004

Corsicana

Sorry, its a crap hole. I once thought I had died and gone to hell, it turned out that I was just living in Corsicana. I would rather roll naked down a hill of broken glass and rock salt than ever returned to this vortex of doom, disillusionment and soul crushing. Houses made of cow crap have more appeal than most of the buildings in this cess-pool. Additionally, their main strip of businesses reminds of some of the crappier places to be found in Nuveo Laredo.

Corsicana crap soul crushing cow

by Corsicana Expatriate June 7, 2011

political correctness

A doctrine held by a delusional minority, academia and the mainstream media that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

"Don't call that man a 'bum'! Political correctness dictates that he is unfortunately 'homeless'!

by Boogification April 18, 2008

correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

by arymonster November 12, 2012

come correct

to have manners

i'll slice your nose off the next time you don't come correct. see, i'm understanding so i'll let you slide this time.

by weeping-clown June 19, 2009

Jose Conseco

A person who fools everybody; a fake.

That dude was a Jose Conseco, he was never a homie from the beginning.

by Dom Douangpanya September 20, 2009