Axe Cop is a comic series by Malachai and Ethan Nicolle (5 and 29) featuring a cop with an Axe and his sidekick, Dinosaur Soldier. Axe Cop will chop your head off. He makes Chuck Norris look like Barney Fife
by scratchmaster101 April 10, 2011
You scared the crap out of me! Why'd you have to cop knock? I was smoking weed man and I thought it was the cops and I totally freaked out.
by Turbo Werewolf March 16, 2005
a thing u do right after copping out because you realize you really fucked up, or you just want to do the right thing even if it isnt something major.
i felt like skipping school cus of a new gta game that came out and i wanted to buy it as it was just released but i then i copped in when i got down to the store a block from the school. how i got caught, well almost did was when i made it to the highway, i seen a cop in his car havin his coffee in the store parking lot. i was gonna try to go around, but i resisted. but i managed to get behind a bush real quick before he seen me, then he left the parking lot to go back to the police station. then i ran back to the school as quick as i could before the bell rang for class to start. no one even found out about all that cus when i got in the school someone noticed i ran alot assuming i accidentally slept in and had to run to school to be there on time. so it all turned out well. i live in a town with like 3k ppl so there wasnt any cops along there till i made it to the store.
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
Where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself.
by Dirk Rictor November 23, 2016
One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.
by thedalailummox September 1, 2010
To feel on a woman's breasts or buttox; usually when she is not expecting it. Often followed up by a slap in the face.
"Susan was looking so great that I got behind her in line and copped a feel, she immediately turned around and slapped me."
by Kristen December 3, 2003
A donut or doughnut cop is the stereotypical lazy, morbidly obese police officer that you wonder how they were even accepted to the force. Usually found serving the worst possible positions such as school or mall cop.
by Weegee.exe March 22, 2021