Swamp Cooch

The situation, occuring when fluid consisting of water with small amounts of urea and salts, is excreted through the clothing of a woman in the vaginal region due to exercise and persperation.
Dude, it must be hot out today.

Why?

Cause that girl got off her bike and she has swamp cooch.
by asstrotep September 26, 2011
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Cooch Berry

Yet another term to describe a person that is being a douche-bag. This term can be used in place of almost any other comment with the intent to offend.
DUDE IHACK3457 KEEPS SPAWN KILLING ME!!!!

What a Cooch Berry!
by RuinComplex October 20, 2009
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Tuna Cooch

When someone hasn’t washed their cooch in several months and it begins to smell like a raging STD (they don’t actually have an STD).
Although Taeler bathes, she never washes her stinky Tuna Cooch and it smells like a school of dead fish.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 20, 2023
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The cooch whisperer

A person that walks dogs and whispers to the vagina of the owner simultaneously.
Legend states that there is a guy named Gabe AKA The Cooch Whisperer. The Cooch Whisperer speaks to the pups and the la pus-pus at the same time.

“The whisperer liberated my vagina without me even knowing it. It was amazing”
by Barguy1 April 08, 2019
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Cooch Monger

A female who sells her cooch for some extra cash. whore slut prostitute
Cosette is such a cooch monger! She should just get a part time job.
by JAR82 August 22, 2008
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cooch pooch

buldging area just below the stomach and just above the cooch
most often seen in women that have had children or are bloated due to their period
no matter what they do can never get rid of it
she's not fat she just has a cooch pooch
by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009
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cotten cooch

The state-of-being of a vagina after wiping in the bathroom. This occurs when tissue residue is left on the vagina.
Yeah, man, I went to eat her out and she had a case of cotten cooch!
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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