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conde nast

Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.
guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click
by condelust March 22, 2005
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condescend

"To condescend" derived from the Latin term " au-nus kirenus holus."

This word means to act like a smart person, and call everyone a fucking stupid cum head.

This word was very controversial during its time, because it was made by a person with many major flaws, for example, Down syndrome. Kiren Unger basappa is thought to be the creator of this, the dumbest word ever, because he is the only person alive today to be this fucking stupid.

-(I'm sorry Kiran Alex made me do it)
I hate to condescend, but...
by muzwer December 1, 2014
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Anna Conda

The make believe woman that Larry uses as an alibi when creating a story to make him look like a normal heterosexual when he was actually involved deviant activities.
Even though Larry had spent the night felching Lance and Bruce, he told his friend Steve that he had been out with Anna Conda.
by reliable_larry December 14, 2010
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condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.
Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".
by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009
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Condgradulations

When someone has "conned" you into doing something for their gain and wishes to express their gratitude sarcasticly

or A word used to congratulate your manager on the successful completion of her baby creation project.
Condgradulations and all the best for the future!
by DKAndroid April 28, 2010
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condd

Chandeleer On Dirty Dick
You Know shes a CONDD
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condecency

Megan, Stop sleeping with all of my friends - have some Condecency!
by OwlWhisperer January 2, 2017
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