broken condom

Directed towards an infant its meaning is "an accident, unplanned or unwanted baby"

Father to crying baby : Shut the hell up you fucking broken condom!!
Baby: Daddy...?

by ari April 6, 2003

Canadian Condom

Wrapping your dick in Canadian bacon and lubing it up with Maple Syrup.

Canadians don't use condoms, but when they do, they prefer Canadian Condoms.

by Alan_S August 5, 2011

Condom

The object not used in order to get STDs, pregnant, and destroy marriages.

One day Johnny and Jane decided to have intercourse. Jane asked Johnny if he had a condom and he said of course he didn't, condoms were for faggots and pussies, and he was neither. Well they had sex, and poor Johnny had premature ejaculation before he could pull out. 1 month later, Jane tells Johnny that she had Herpes and that he is most likely now positive for it. She is also pregnant. 8 months later, a kid comes around (luckily no Herpes because of today's medicines)and Jane decides that she cannot take care of the child. She gives the child to Johnny, in which Johnny's wife Mary, finally finds out about the wrongful deed and divorces Johnny. If only he had worn a Condom

by Andrew Shea August 23, 2004

Condom

The Love Glove !!

He put the condom on his erect penis before penetrating !!

by JELLO August 30, 2003

Condementimacy

A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.

"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Condescendilicious

Deliciously condescending.

1: Am I being condescending? ... That means to talk down to.
2: *evil stare*
1: Mmmm, condescendilicious.

by Craig Howarth August 26, 2007

OJ Condom

A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.

Frankie may have a small penis, but he fools the ditzes every time with his OJ condom.

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010