Conrad

A useless prick who takes you for granted and as soon as you start talking to him he begins to ignore you and turns into an ass****

he is the definition of an ass but he is rly hot and his jaw line is fire offttttttttttt

he also likes 10000 girls and is popular but he is an obnoxious twat when it comes to meeting new friends bc he treats them like dirt.
his penis is also as tiny as a grain of rice so sorry for all the ladies that like a Conrad bc he ain't got a penis

OMG ITS CONRAD STAY AWAY FROM HIM HIS DEADLY

EW IS THAT EBOLA.. WAIT THATS CONRAD

MY CAT JUST SHITTED OUT SOME CONRAD IT ISNT THAT APPEALING

IS THAT A DOG GROWLING? ... UM NO ITS CONRAD TALKING

IS IT HALLOWEEN YET? NI WHY... BC SOMEONE IS DRESSED UP AS A CONRAD

STAY AWAY FROM CONRAD BC HE IS PILE OF HORSE SHIT

CONRAD IS A JEWISH MAN WHO NEEDS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A FRIEND IS

by Barak O mama November 23, 2016

Conrad Schools of Science

Conrad Schools of Science is a schools in Delaware. In Conrad you will mainly find typical white students, and a few students here and there of different races. Almost all students at Conrad are nice, kind, and generous. I have only been at Conrad for two months so please feel free to make your own definition that includes more about the subject.

Student A: Did you get into Conrad Schools of Science?
Student B: Yes, but I dislike how much homework I end up bringing home every night.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

CONDAMMIT

the art of screwing up putting on a condom & saying fk it & getting another one & goin to town ! I like that !
-- wont roll down the shaft (inside out)!
-- end of condom pops !
-- wife bites a hole in it !
-- realized it was a Finger condom & wont fit your man-hood !! LOL
-- JUST ONE TIGHT HOLE !

WIFE: "HONEY, DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON A CONDOM!" ME: "NO WORRIES HONEY I'M PUTTING IT ON NOW" .......brief pause........ "CONDAMMIT !!!BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* --JUST A MINUTE TOOTS I GOTTA GET ANOTHER ONE !!" Condom-damit! Dont be a fool Re-Wrap your Tool !! PRACTICE SAFE SEX!

by RODGER SKIPPY SMITH February 11, 2010

Conrad

The name Conrad is basically a predator.

If you are walking past the preschool and see a Conrad, run!! Hide your kids too!

“Watch our Kyle, Conrad is up there and your daughter will be caught!”

“Thanks Mikey, lets go Elisha!”

by LittleKidFiddlerConrad September 18, 2018

Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.

Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.

by SickTitties December 3, 2011

condalulu

The toilet. Used in eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia.

"wait up, just going to smash the condalulu"
"that was the worst condalulu ive seen"

by petridish June 10, 2008

Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009