coffee hop

To spend a large portion of the day downtown, or in another area abundant in coffee shops, visiting as many coffee shops as possible. When coffee hopping, one buys a small coffee/pastry, spends some time in a coffee house, then moves on to another coffee shop to pass the time. (Can also be defined as attempting to sit for as long as possible in a coffee shop without purchasing anything, then moving onto another place when the barista is on to you.)

Tom: You were downtown for 16 hours? What'd you do the whole time?
Jerry: Coffee hopped.

Tom: How many places did you go?
Jerry: Twelve.

by schpix November 28, 2010

Devils coffee

Severe case of diarrhea

She wanted to go down on me, but I had to tell her no, I have the devils coffee brewing

by Doowah February 11, 2011

Lukewarm coffee

when a mildly attractive woman invites a man into her home/apartment after a date to have coitus

man 1: how did your date go last night?
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again

by idakothetricky June 27, 2012

White Coffee

a name used by people in the party scene for the drug Cocaine.

I sure could go for a nice cup of white coffee..

by Jones Valusse November 22, 2016

Coffee Gnome

Male or female corporate employees who roam aimlessly to various other departments within their building looking for free coffee. Typical subjects are height disadvantaged. Non offending employees often carry gnome sticks or "gnomechucks" to ward off.

Look y'all, here come the coffee gnomes again. Good thing we only left them the Maxwell House!

by Shadow thorn June 23, 2011

coffee and cigarettes

The Official Smoker's Daily Breakfast of Champions!!
Coffee and Cigarettes, sure make a STIMULATING BREAKFAST, that for sure Really gets me up in the morning!!!

Right After waking up in morning,
Paul has Coffee and Cigarettes For Breakfast
and nothing else.......
Tony the Smoking Tiger- Doesn't that sound Grrrrreat?!!, ak,ak cough cough!!!!

by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2008

tweeks coffee

a brand of coffe made in southpark, colorado

that was beatuful and heartwarming, like a heartwarming cup of tweeks coffee on a sunny summers day.

by tweek December 19, 1999