cockroach

In any type of sexual relationship, when you only hook up at night after everything is done for the day. You come in late at night like a cockroach, and scurry out before dawn.

Me: Damn I've rarely seen this guy during the daylight. I think he booty calls me late after the bar.
Her: He's treating you like a damn cockroach

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 7, 2021

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Cockroach

A bug that has no purpose but to barge into your room like a SWAT team

Hey do you see that huge cockroach over there?

Yeah i see it, let me grab my gun.

by bigboichris February 5, 2018

Cockroach

A republican

that damn cockroach voted to re-elect donald trump

by sailrjupiter March 29, 2023

Empress of Cockroach

From the land of St. Benedicts an empress arises to befriend the vice Cockroach annoy every Batery. Empress roaches are very territorial they usually have 1 mate who they cheat on usually, they also are usually out in the wild accompanied by a (fake) friend who defines Batery as a gaybo. An Empress of Cockroach usually followed by a pushover called a sidekick cockroach.

vice cockroach: don't tell anyone my secret

Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*

sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!

by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021

cockroach

a verb. to cockroach is to sit in the corner and film other people without them knowing
(you're not funny)

1) ya'll better quit cockroaching on me
2) cockroaching like it's my job

by happybunny123 July 4, 2018

CockRoach

When your significant other is yawning next to you and you shove your flaccid penis in their mouth.

*significant other yawns*

Screams “ CockRoach” and then shoves flaccid penis in significant others mouth.

by BobLeeSwagger76 March 5, 2021