Cluesy

Best Frends with Roisin Carlin (:

that guy over there is cluesy!

by John Nigrone May 29, 2008

clusp

To Clusp: to hold both boobs (pre-ferably medium sized) in one hand, whilst in the spoons position, with a glint and a cheeky rye smile.

" I had a soft, comforting clusp of her boobs last night, with my big, veiny, horny arm after shagging each other stupid, numerous times!"

by Stinky Pete and Babs September 1, 2009

Cluster Fuck

Term that is military in origin, and used to refer to officers in associated positions of power and resulting decisions that resulted in: poor decision making, emotional reactivity, increased number of casualties, and an overall sense of distrust in poorly-qualified leadership.

Currently used in popular culture to describe any situation in which: extrememly poor decisions are made for the purpose of very tired and predictable personal gain, without consideration for how decisons impact others, and an overall sense of intimidation due to lack of competence and personal responsibility by the aggresor.

Rob: "May I have permission to take a piss? Oh, and by the way, everyone is questioning your authority."

Lizzie: "No, you need to hold it for another 43 minutes and I don't care who does what. I've already thrown everyone under the bus, let's sit back and watch it unfold. I created this cluster fuck."

by DoAsISay111 September 15, 2010

clitstrobe

upward and downward motion of touching the clitorus with the big toe of your left foot

she got so wet while being clitstrobed by aunt sally

by Andrew February 28, 2004

Cluster Fornication

1. Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

2. A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally screwed up by a group of idiots who couldn't leave something well enough alone.

The new traffic signals that the GADOT installed on the on-ramps to the highway are suppose to help relieve traffic, but instead all they do is create a cluster fornication on the surface streets.

by The Tanimal February 2, 2009

Queen of Clubs

A woman who dominates the club scene and reigns supreme over all other club-goers. She's the girl who knows everyone, gets free drinks from the bartenders, and always has the best spot in the VIP section. She's got style for days and can dance like nobody's business.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about the new girl in town who goes out clubbing every night?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Queen of Clubs? She's the one who runs the scene. She's got all the connections, gets free drinks, and always has a table waiting for her. And have you seen her moves on the dance floor? She's the real deal.

by Obv troll is obvious April 7, 2023

You Jack Of Clubs

Some Steps On Your Foot You Say What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs

Vince: I Need A Remedy For Anxiety

Naboo: Here Have This (naboo blows dust in his face)

Vince: What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs I Asked For A Remedy Not Fucking Pixie Dust In My Face!

by Ray-Ray Floogle May 22, 2008