monkey cleaning

when a fat black chick licks your ass hole clean after having diarrhea

After i had diarrhea from the McDonalds I ate Lafonda gave me a monkey cleaning

by cum stain on my shoe January 01, 2011

clean wit it

referring to Alex's drip (see drip)

damn G, you are clean wit it

by Le Messiah September 30, 2020

Quickie clean

When you need to take a shower, but have no time. So you clean the parts of your body that create offensive odors, i.e., armpits, and private areas with a wash cloth soap and a little water.

Can be used while camping, after sex, or before important meetings. More effective if wet wipes are used.

I have 30 minutes to be downtown, and some wet wipes. But I don't have time for a shower. Time to quickie clean!

by HellishWinter September 20, 2009

facebook cleaning

the process of leaving groups that you have been in too long/don't like anymore

dude your still in that group? you need to do some facebook cleaning

by Harrison Schroeder March 14, 2008

cleaning house

To be in the process of either

-To be effortlessly winning at any form of gambling where one plays against The "house" or "bank". Now extended to also mean effortlessly winning at friendly card games or any form of gambling.


-To be pulverising the opposition when heavily outmubered. Can refer to massacres, brawls or anything similar.

"He was cleaning house at the craps table last night"

"He's cleaning house at the drugs den because he has a wicked AK."

"The undertaker is in the ring and is cleaning house."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Clean Invite

Something people say in response to not being invited to a party or some other social function.

John: Damn! that party was sick!

Max:What party?

John:The party at my house last night....

Max: Wow, clean invite

by A. Javier Gonzalez February 12, 2011

coming clean

A song written by Billie Joe Armstrong and played by Green Day.
It is a song about how a teenage boy has turned seventeen, who has secrets just like anybody. He is wondering if he should tell people about his secrets. His secrets are possibly concering his sexuality.
He has also found out how to be a man.

Seventeen and coming clean for the first time.

I found what it takes to be a man

by x.GreenDay..love.x May 01, 2008