chasing the donkey

To drink coffee as quickly as possible in order to get jacked up on caffeine. Donkey references Juan Valdez

John will be back at his desk in a minute he is just chasing the donkey real quick

by CheapTrixie December 5, 2014

Closing the Gap

When anyone close to you falls behind in the meaning of personal growth, and continue to be blind to unhealthy habits while you’re growing. You either have to leave them or they or you have to catch up to the peer.

Damn, jacks different since I got this money, he needs to be closing the gap if he wants to be friends like we were.

by I’mEatenCereal September 24, 2020

Rainbow Chasing

A person who is delusional and out of touch with reality. They chase dreams that they are to old or not talented enough to be chasing. Often times they refuse to grow the hell up and get a real job leaving others to have to cover/finance their bullshit. They don't realize that their is no pot of gold at the end of that rainbow they are chasing.

I really wish my 42 year old husband would give up the idea of becoming a rapper. This bitchass rainbow chasing is really starting to get on my nerves. We have bills and he needs to get a real job!

by yanayana November 15, 2009

chasing parked buses

someone with an ugly face, unattractive.

hell that girls so ugly she must enjoy chasing parked buses!

by megafun June 25, 2006

Chasing the Fun Horizon

The idea that fun is always happening at the NEXT party, and you ruin your night running after it, and not enjoying wherever you are. Evenings such as Halloween and NYE are often spent this way.

Q: What did you do for New Year's Eve?

A: Well, we went to the Promise party, then Trackmeet, etc, and moving from venue to venue, thinking the NEXT one would be the biggest good time. Chaysus. Basically we didn't stay anywhere long enough to have fun...

We were chasing the fun horizon all night. Unsurprisingly, we never reached it.

by buffycee December 30, 2009

casing out

To check a place out in advance before you rob them.

I was casing out the local store to check for security and merchandise.

by Phantom_one23 September 19, 2013

Chasing the dragon

Smoking heroin off of a piece of tin foil. As the heroin rolls across the tin foil, the smoke moves with it and looks like a dragon. The user follows the smoke with their straw, hence "Chasing the dragon".

He's run out of needles, so he's chasing the dragon instead.

by Ye Old Prawn September 30, 2008