Cigarettarded

Someone that doesn't know how to light or smoke a cigarette properly, retard.

Buddy: Yo man Ima Lite This Cig.
dopeman: You can't even light the mother fucking thng. you're so cigarettarded.

by andrewlaedis. July 24, 2010

meat cigarette

euphemism for the male genitalia in reference to fellatio

Hey, did that chick smoke your meat cigarette?

by Meat Marlboro Man January 2, 2009

cigarette

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
sometimes its a cock.
Cigarettes, however, are always badass.

buzz, asthetics, spite, all good reasons to smoke cigarettes.

by Phish Head November 24, 2006

cigarette tree

A marijuana plant

Bill: Hey dude, I got some baby plants off that batch of seeds I ordered from Amsterdam-- think we could hide some crop in with your parents' tomatoes?

Wayne: DUUUUDE, No effin' way! My mom would crap a brick if she found a bunch of cigarette trees in her garden!

by For Whom the Bell Trolls April 23, 2009

Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette

The infamous Cigarette you smoke after you get done eating a meal, or even a snack.

Ex:

Matt: Let's go have that Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!

Preston: I'm already smoking the Cigarette after you smoke your Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!

by The Advocates August 14, 2009

cigarette

A mostly-used smoking tool. It's simple and cheap that everyone can use with no issues.

Boys must know how to smoke a cigarette.

by Brian Chew February 6, 2023

e-cigarette

An electronic device that heats a nicotine-laced liquid into an inhalable vapor.

Yo... so, you feel so cool and trendy with your e-cigarette?

by rperazag July 9, 2010