Church of Reality

The only religion that is true.

In the Church of Reality we have one belief: if it is true, then we believe it.

Church of Reality by weirdgirl August 8, 2003

church laughter 

Uncontrollable laughter at an inappropriate time (e.g.: during church). Often, church laughter is subconsciously motivated by the taboo of laughing at the inappropriate time.

I watched "Rain Man" the other day and had the worst case of church laughter.

church laughter by My Fampus Itches February 3, 2012

church of the natturday saints 

a fellowship of classy, wealthy men who all have the same taste for great Natural Light beer and find every opportunity to have a Natturday celebration. The members of the Church of the Natturday Saints realize the importance of a great tasting beer and the importance of social gatherings where you get fucked up drunk with your bros

what up John, where were you yesterday? The Church of the Natturday Saints met and i cant remember a goddamn thing!!

church of the natturday saints by chudbait November 10, 2009

church nerd

A person who knows many things about the church they attend, different churches, the liturgical year, or any of mix of the previous things.

That girl is always reading her Bible or preparing or studying some type of religious lesson! She's such a church nerd!

church nerd by kagomeshuko December 24, 2005

Church of the DVD 

Refers to the technique that avid moviegoers wish to view films under in their livingroom. Includes having zero light reflections in the television set, thus having zero lights on that could result in this.

Term coined by "Father Jim".

He wants to watch yet another movie... Time for the Church of the DVD again!

Church of the DVD by G. Thomas June 2, 2008

church of burnt romances 

You're a Louis Tomlinson fan and I'm really glad to say you're gay.

"Its a church of burnt romances, and I'm too far gone to pray."

church of burnt romances by houisgarden82 April 9, 2021

church of rick astley

the best place on the earth, promoting the god of t3h 1nt3rw3bs - Rick Astley.

sinner: FORGIVE ME FATHER RICK FOR I HAVE SINNED, I'VE FORGOTTON VERSE 2 WORD 6


Rick Astley: I'm never gonna give you up, let you down, run around or desert you, make you cry say goodbye, tell a lie, or hurt you.

sinner: word



THE " church of rick astley "

church of rick astley by ryansaunders March 2, 2009