Chumpkin

Receiving a blow job while eating a cheeseburger.

I was sitting on my couch eating a cheeseburger, while my girl was giving me a chumpkin.

by DeeJay Juicy April 21, 2010

chumping

jumping over unsuspecting children

I started chumping over people because i was bored of planking

by paulnz1 July 5, 2011

Chimping

The act of texting, playing games etc on a mobile phone in a way that looks similar to a chimp

Look at everyone at this party chimping on their phones.

by 2hihihi January 14, 2013

crumping babes

babes that are crumping a form of ghetto dance

"I want a golden tooth, I want CRUMPING BABES! I want more bling that you can shake a pheasant at!"

by Siren-x October 27, 2008

chumming

When a fat nasty person eats food and gets shit all over their face, but they don't notice it and they just keep eating their food while you can't help but stare and vomit.

While Rachel was eating her sub a little mayonnaise dribbled down her face, but she didn't notice. Sean could only sit and stare in disgust and complete nausea as she kept chumming on her sub.

by CB.88 November 10, 2008

Chumping

When someone overreacts, they are chumping

Tammy- Can you please get the phone
Hogan- You get the damn phone you bitch!
Tammy- Stop chumping!

by HuhgyBob July 6, 2011

Chumpkins

A combination of a munchkin and a chump. One who always says "I will do it later". They contribute nothing to society. They are often seen lounging on a couch or bean bag with a bag of Cheetos. His goal in life is to drop out of school and smoke pot all day, although this is just a "threat" as he is too much of a pussy to actually do it. He also has his own language called "chumpkinese" which may sound similar to jibberish. Think "Don Vito"esqe.

Beware of the Chumpkins

by Scrotal July 27, 2010