Christmas 

The best time of the year for your friends but remember that your single so for you it’s the worst

Hey dude merry Christmas
Shut up I’m still single

Christmas by Turtle_Fight3r November 20, 2020

Christmas 

A strange fat man that lives in unlivable climate breaks into your house through the chimney then eats your food and drinks your milk and somehow can read your mind and knows what present to give you.

"It's Christmas John!"
"Is the fat man coming?"

Christmas by violet_frogg December 2, 2020

christmas 

the time of the year when you get free shit from your family and you put shit in a paper bag light it on fire and leave it on you shitty neighbors door step.

HAVE A SHITTY CHRISTMAS

christmas by Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human December 16, 2020

Christmas 

The biggest load of bullshit going

Jim: it’s Christmas

Greg: oh for fuck sake again we had one last year

Christmas by Christmas hater 55 December 24, 2020

Christmas 

presents

i got christmas presents

Christmas by The Actual Father December 25, 2020

christmas 

the day after Lemmy's birthday, oh also people give teacher presents and used to perform human sacrifices

the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans, it was much more interesting as saturnalia, more human sacrifices

then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.

christmas by terrag0ne December 25, 2020

Christmas 

Christmas is going in the wrong direction if it has become kissing ass to win a TV Christmas dance show competition. That's not what Christmas is about.

Christmas wasn't kissing ass to win a TV show Christmas dance competition before.

Christmas by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020