The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.
"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."
"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."
"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."
"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."
"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."
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In Australia, weed is 'chopped' up with scissors or a knife and tobacco is added and also chopped up, combining the tobacco and marijuana into a 'mix' or 'chop'.
This mix of chopped up tobacco and marijuana is then smoked through a water pipe/bong or a joint (marijuana cigarette).
In Australia, weed is 'chopped' up with scissors or a knife and tobacco is added and also chopped up, combining the tobacco and marijuana into a 'mix' or 'chop'.
This mix of chopped up tobacco and marijuana is then smoked through a water pipe/bong or a joint (marijuana cigarette).
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Smoker 2: Not yet, but I get chopper's priv.
Smoer 1: Yeah, I forgot my manners, sorry.
Smoker 2: Pass me the bong, it's smoke time.
Smoker 2: Not yet, but I get chopper's priv.
Smoer 1: Yeah, I forgot my manners, sorry.
Smoker 2: Pass me the bong, it's smoke time.
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