Child 

Annoying post-fetus "thing"

"ewwww a child"

Child by Kenny6942000 January 28, 2023

Child 

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of

"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:

Child by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023

Child 

The only thing worse than a rapist.

“There is only one thing worse than a rapist…boom.”
“A child.”
“No.”

Child by JH14FAN April 23, 2023

child 

Son or daughter.

Child.

child by UserXDXP April 25, 2023

child 

Being that is the result of the procreation of two other beings.

My child is a good person.

child by Willez May 22, 2023

Child 

a fucking faggot

children are faggots

Child by rgjdjsfjxg May 25, 2023

Child 

Something that is sometimes good, but sometimes completely annoying.

Despite what some think, a child is not something that everyone has to have and as a matter of fact, for some people, it would be a terrible idea to have one.

Child by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023