cereal

the international food of stoners

dude hahaha im so hungry haha and so baked lets get some cereal

by alan March 18, 2004

Pouring cereal first

This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*

You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.

Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*

by YourAncestorsIncestors May 17, 2018

cherene

adj.-the ultimate defenition of sweet, understanding and beautiful.

Damn that girl was my ideal girl. She was such a cherene girl.

by diamondj August 23, 2011

mexican cereal bowl

When you take a shit on the back of the toilet bowl in a shady gas station bathroom and leave it for the next person.

I had to shit so bad until I went into the bathroom and found a mexican cereal bowl.

by Nonename April 29, 2008

Hyper Cerebral Electrosis

This is a condition, which is considered to be mythological to some. The condition causes the brain, along with the rest of the head, to explode. This is caused by concentrating. This condition is often referred to as H.C.E., and often leaves the audience of an H.C.E. attack under suspicion of murder.

Gerald and Larry were poking cow patties when Gerald mentioned the time-space continuum. Shortly after, Larry's head exploded due to his acute Hyper Cerebral Electrosis, and Gerald was left as the prime suspect for his murder.

by Swarticus Prime November 17, 2009

cereal booty

A booty that is so good and big that you can eat cereal out of it (even if it falls in the anus then you would still eat it)
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Damn Tyrone, that girl had a cereal booty.

by Cerealeater69 June 21, 2017

Cereal Killer

When you think about it, you use milk to drown your cereal. So technically...
YOUR MILK IS KILLING YOUR CEREAL!! Therefore, milk is the true "cereal killer".

Guy 1: Cereal killer is good for you!
Guy 2: *runs away from him*
Guy 1: Tee hee hee

by dumbqueen_prettydudett January 2, 2021