Charnify

Castrate a fictional character.

Don't charnify my OC!

by Hujkujfuj November 22, 2025

Clarifying

Not arguing. Clarifying is not arguing. I'm clarifying.

Hym Iam "Clarifying is Clarifying and Arguing is Arguing. You need to quit being stupid now."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

involuntary charity

when someone has overpaid for goods or services but lacked to dispute the deal due to the fact that the other person is poor

John: This broke ass repair man just charged me three times the amount to fix my ac! I wanted to bitch, but i know he has a bunch of kids...

Charlie: Sounds like you have been a victim of involuntary charity.

by homies.house June 14, 2011

British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.

George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!

by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"

Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"

by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018

To clarify

The term 'to clarify' refers to the act of completely walking back something you recently stated, and claiming (falsely) that you meant the exact opposite.

"Everyone is lying about covid-19. The Media, Democrats, our Doctors, not all but most. To clarify, covid-19 is real, my son has it, and I feel terrible for everyone who has died."

by Tzensant July 14, 2020

Chode charity

When manipulative men are victimising themselves for pity. Feeling sorry for themselves.

Giving small dick energy.

Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️

“I don’t want to donate to your chode charity.”

“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”

by pubedealer May 17, 2022