cackling cankle

A big girl that laughs so much her cankles jiggle

That cackling cankle got on my nerves when she wouldn't stop smacking her gum

by Big Anny May 14, 2019

Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.

"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"

by Moist genitals May 21, 2019

Circle Chank

The circle choke-wank (or chank) is when a group of men stand in a circle, wank off the person on the right with their right hand, and choke the person on the left with their left hand.

“Who needs a relationship with a woman, when I can circle chank with my bros.”

“Ever since my boyfriend started circle chanking with his friends, I’ve found it really hard to satisfy him.”

by generic male 68.5 January 6, 2021

Clank Wank

A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.

Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?

Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.

by Jnda88 August 16, 2016

chanklitas

a cute/crazy way to refer to your awesomely comfortable flip flops that are so unfairly banned from your job!!

I was about to quit my job when they said I couldn't wear my chanklitas.

by U.no.who.it.b August 21, 2008

cankletop

Cankletop is a form of serious body deformation or wardrobe misuse. The term is derived from the combination or cankles and muffin-top. Cankles occur when the ankle and the calf are connected as one. Cankletop occurs when the cankle itself overburdens a specific type of footwear, causing a "muffin-top" effect to occur on the cankle. This effect can be seen most often on females who choose to wear sweatpants with ugg boots.

Dude, that chick has some serious cankletop going on! It's out of control!

by Tyler B. Johnson December 16, 2008

Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.

EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."

by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010