jizz buzz

The high you get swallowing a load of cum from someone who is stoned.

"Karen, what's wrong with you? Are you high?"
"I don't think so, unless I got a jizz buzz from Jeff's spunk."

by jizz-and-buz August 5, 2007

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buzz master

One who has a continuous buzz all day or night.Usually from beer and functions as if they were sober.

Andrew is a buzz master.

by Buzz master's roommate March 5, 2012

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phantom buzz

The false sensation of feeling your cell phone vibrate in your pocket when you're suffering from textpectation or expecting a call from that certain girl (that will never actually call you back).

Guy #1: <whips cell phone out of pocket>
Guy #2: She finally got back to you?!?
Guy #1: Nope. Damn, it was just phantom buzz.
Guy#2: Ouch, sorry dude.

by bimmer95 January 21, 2009

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Buzz Nightgear

Nickname for a woman's vibrator.

Stacy was up all night "chatting" with Buzz Nightgear.

by Psycho Mike November 19, 2006

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At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum in her eye, shove a fishbowl over her face and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and scream "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to wipe the cum out of her eyes, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting it out of her eyes.

You have just succesfully accomplished the buzz lightyear.

"...So I took it out of her butt and gave her a Buzz Lightyear! God, that bitch wouldn't stop screaming. It was great."

I take no credit for this. This series of events was thought of by my good friend Devon. He's an awesome mother fucker. hah

by dialkenken220 November 12, 2008

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