brown study

A state of mind, where deep but incoherent thought comes wordlessly. A lonely mental abstraction; not necessarily gloomy but often so. When you emerge from a brown study it is often difficult to remember what you have been thinking about.

Amanda looked out at the rain and the leaden sky. She was alone. At times like this she was prone to quote melancholy poetry and then fall into a brown study.

by benbisley April 13, 2008

condition brown

Usually an emergency situation,when a sewer line breaks or when a portable toilet is overturned in a highily visible area and the insueing mess is totally discusting. When spotted people will usually run away.
Could also be a code brown.

A gust of wind blew down the porta-pottie and now we have a condition brown.

by teh744 May 25, 2008

Brown Penguin

The act of a stripper taking a dump on the stage or runway.

DJ: And now bring your attention to beautiful Lexus who will be performing the infamous Brown Penguin...
Guy #1: Oh my god, that stripper just squatted out a deuce the size of a Pringles can on the stage!
Guy #2: Yup, she just pulled the old Brown Penguin... Seeing that was definitely worth a dollar...

by Lickolottapuss July 23, 2014

Brown dabber

When u have to poop so bad that a little comes out on your underwear

I tried to hold my poop but a brown dabber happened

by Jonniecam August 05, 2016

Brown Moment

When someone sharts in excitement while eating tacos.

Brooke:"Dude, you look uncomfortable.."

A.J. : "I had a brown moment.."

by Rae$ February 16, 2017

BROWN BUDDY

Brown buddy - a shit stained hand usually involved in a handshake. EX: Ron shook Ed's hand after a long stretch in prison, unfortunately Ron didn't know Ed didn't properly wash his hands after a bowel movement and ended up with a slightly brown hand, now that's a brown buddy."

Unfortunately after that turd, I'll be giving "brown buddys" to all my pledge buddys.

by Fasteddie666 October 05, 2019

Brown Syndrome

when you have a second gooch in place of another belly button

man did you hear aidan has brown syndrome?
yes bro i’ve seen his second gooch

by mattox69420 November 10, 2018